Question whom? And we're just playthings. Really, Not....

If your having girl problems I feel bad for you love
I got 99 problems but a bitch is not one

I got the purse patrol on the heels patrol
Just wanna make sure my casket's closed
They that say The're "North Shore "
I'm from there darling,glad you have your facts that they are those
That you have not another woe.
You'd celebrate the minute you were having a few foe
We're like f*** you, you can kiss my ass
If you don't like what We have to say, you can press that delete button on your screen.
Got troubles with those, It's not very nice to be so mean.
They don't like our ways, well I don't give a shit SO
They try to steal our ideas and give them a go
So people will think your the star of the show.
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the intelligence that Ms. A has
I've been educated darling, I am not dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch is not one

The year is '94 and in my trunk is dispose
In my rear view mirror I repose to see its the m------ F------ law
I got two choices to pull over the car or
bounce those platforms on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with A
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Darling, do you know what I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm blond and I have a sensational rack
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some more?
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying anything on you I know alot of sassy girls are"
I 'm not stepping out of shit all my papers are legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked from the valet in NYC so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so your going need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or an Ivy league grad?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
No I haven't passed the bar or entered a silly sorority fad but I sure do know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the other officers cum."
I got 99 problems but a bitch is not one.

You're crazy for this one A
It's your entertainment.

High Society

I overheard all the people just the other day
Saying, where we going Friday?
Hope you got what it takes, don't apply the brakes
We'll push right through til Sunday
Don't you know I saved a spot for you?
And I
wanna introduce you to my crew

So what do you say?
Are we gonna, get our way?
We don't need your permission
You're uptight and it don't look right
You've gotta share our vision

Take advice from my best friend
She said we'll get those boys til ? them in
She said you been searching for too long
And don't stop now, you know you gotta get it on

Don't get home 'til the morning
Not til the sky is bright
And we'll never take dawn as a warning
Not while this club's still alive

And then we'll dance, have a snog and another tequila I'm getting hotter this close to you 'Cause hedonism's all about your human behavior And you're a rock star through and through! I overhear them say They're getting down before too long The boys are looking so so Girls are looking more so The guys get wrecked while the night's still young Will he go wrong? They're coming on strong Oh no, you think that you get your own way On the edge, but you could go either way DJ, I'll give you a record to play Have a taste, you could crank up the bass Make them play us Try to enrage us Well they can have a go but they could never break us

We're feeling red raw
Got what We came for
We'll see you in the middle of a crowded dance floor

Run to your mama, hide up in your bedroom
We've got you cornered, it's no use
We know We heard that your sister still has to babysit you
You've gone red in the face.

On our way to satisfaction.
How We love Your reaction...GA07

Must get Silly, Sparkly and glitter now....

F.....L....A.....

"step away from the car young man.or i just might have to punch you."
"um.... excuse me? your intruding on my beach time, and yes this is the nude beach"
"Yes I am smoking and no you can't use the bathroom. I am standing guard go buy me a drink but tell the bartender not to put it on the bar til i get there. Lord knows what you could do. "
"someone should keep ya'll locked up. Ya'll look like trouble, with a capitol T'
" Salsa who me, no." haaaaa Patron anyone?
" What are my heels doing in your backseat?"
" Ohhh that's your hotel key, I thought it was your AmEx Black card you have been talking about all night."
" You won't be the first , and my darling you won't be the last."
I miss 24 hour walgreen cigarette runs.
love them, you have quite an eye. I owe you.
and the corny understated pop song of the year that became our song LOL. South Beach I felt 22 again . and the non ever trophy, cardigan wearing soccer milf. But I will always bake you a " Cherry Pie"

Je suis désolée

"This is a story of boy meets girl. The boy, Tom Hansen of Margate, New Jersey, grew up believing that he'd never truly be happy until the day he met the one. This belief stemmed from early exposure to sad British pop music and a total mis-reading of the movie 'The Graduate'. The girl, Summer Finn of Shinnecock, Michigan, did not share this belief. Since the disintegration of her parent's marriage she'd only love two things. The first was her long dark hair. The second was how easily she could cut it off and not feel a thing. Tom meets Summer on January 8th. He knows almost immediately she is who he has been searching for. This is a story of boy meets girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love story." 500 days of summer

Sidewalk........

“Woman is at once apple and serpent” Heinrich Heine

Baby.... I think there is something you should know.......

“It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations”Walter Bagehot