Question whom? And we're just playthings. Really, Not....

If your having girl problems I feel bad for you love
I got 99 problems but a bitch is not one

I got the purse patrol on the heels patrol
Just wanna make sure my casket's closed
They that say The're "North Shore "
I'm from there darling,glad you have your facts that they are those
That you have not another woe.
You'd celebrate the minute you were having a few foe
We're like f*** you, you can kiss my ass
If you don't like what We have to say, you can press that delete button on your screen.
Got troubles with those, It's not very nice to be so mean.
They don't like our ways, well I don't give a shit SO
They try to steal our ideas and give them a go
So people will think your the star of the show.
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the intelligence that Ms. A has
I've been educated darling, I am not dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch is not one

The year is '94 and in my trunk is dispose
In my rear view mirror I repose to see its the m------ F------ law
I got two choices to pull over the car or
bounce those platforms on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with A
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Darling, do you know what I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm blond and I have a sensational rack
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some more?
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying anything on you I know alot of sassy girls are"
I 'm not stepping out of shit all my papers are legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked from the valet in NYC so is the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so your going need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or an Ivy league grad?"
"Or somebody important or something?"
No I haven't passed the bar or entered a silly sorority fad but I sure do know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the other officers cum."
I got 99 problems but a bitch is not one.

You're crazy for this one A
It's your entertainment.

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